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Michael Jokes

How many Mikes does it take to get drunk?
Just a few Mike's Hard Lemonades and you're set.

What do Mike's taste like?
Depends on which Mike and Ike flavor you get.

What do you call a guy with 20 feet of coaxial cable up his backside?
Mike

What do you call it when a Mike shares his feelings with you?
An Open Mike Night